Rolling, Doubling, Consuming and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto news on Bitcoin whale population growth might be a mirage, retail may consume 50% of BTC supply after next halving, and young Roobinhooders might propel the next BTC rally. IOTA announced the release of Pollen, the first phase towards the decentralized IOTA 2.0, and Vitalik Buterin pushed for rollups as Ethereum’s scaling solution. Celsius token skyrockets over 800% since March, and Kyber Network doubled in a month. As DeFi attackers got more creative while stealing USD 500,000 from Balancer, Russian blockchain-powered voting platform said it withstood a node attack.

Meanwhile, while the BIS said CBDCs might increase central banks’ footprint on financial system, South Korea pledged to inject USD 111 million into the development of blockchain, and the government will allow the use of blockchain-powered public certificates beginning in December. RenrenBit’s CEO Zhao Dong was reportedly detained by police in China, but Beijing will set up blockchain fund and foster ’unicorn’ firms. BHP Group completed a USD 14 million blockchain-powered iron ore transaction with China’s Baosteel, and SBI Holdings will buy a USD 30 million minority stake in Britain-based crypto player B2C2.

And now – the jokes!

As always, good morning, Crypto Twitter! How are you today?


I repeat.


— Gigi (@dergigi)


Well, sir, do you know how important the discombobulator is? You don’t, and that’s the problem!

@PeterMcCormack wtf Peter you have to sync your discombobulator INCLUDING wallet.dat manually to validate the drago…

— Leon, the fact checker (@factcheckmypost)


Let’s see what’s happening with the market this week.

Current Market Status from r/Bitcoin


Apparently, a certain state of mind is needed for this one.


👏 👏 👏 👏

$BTC vs you

— The Crypto Dog📈 (@TheCryptoDog) June 30, 2020


Definitely the other way around.

Or is it the other way around? from r/Bitcoin




This one’s a part of the permanent crypto exhibition.


Still relevant all these years later.

— lowstrife (@lowstrife) June 9, 2020


This might take a while.

Crypto traders looking at the stock markets to decide what direction to trade right now….

— Mati Greenspan (Tweets are not trading advice) (@MatiGreenspan) June 29, 2020


Sounds very factual.

These guys step in to protect $9k BTC support. WYD?

— The Crypto Monk ⛩ (@thecryptomonk) June 29, 2020


What a…versatile man! (Wondering which one I’m talking about?)

Just a picture of Craig Wright and his new security guard – nothing to see here.

— Teddy (@TeddyCleps) June 30, 2020


Looks about right.


One way of doing it.

Clearing out my shitcoin wallet

— Brad Michelson (@BradMichelson) June 28, 2020


Be nice to mama.

Life of @CryptoGainz1

— Reeve Clancy 🍥 リーブクランシー (@ReeveClancyHD)


‘Axiom Zen’ for strangers.


Someone please call 911
Tell them I just been rekt
And the shitcoin’s in my bag

alt season

— Young Tilopa (@youngtilopa)


And no KYC!


Here’s a competition for a whole bitcoin!

— Nick Core 🏆 (@Crypto_Core) June 29, 2020


And here’s your weekend movie.

#Bitcoin Eternal Range

— CryptoChimp (@Cryptanzee) June 28, 2020


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