Rolling, Doubling, Consuming and 20 Crypto Jokes
This week in crypto news on Cryptonews.com: Bitcoin whale population growth might be a mirage, retail may consume 50% of BTC supply after next halving, and young Roobinhooders might propel the next BTC rally. IOTA announced the release of Pollen, the first phase towards the decentralized IOTA 2.0, and Vitalik Buterin pushed for rollups as Ethereum’s scaling solution. Celsius token skyrockets over 800% since March, and Kyber Network doubled in a month. As DeFi attackers got more creative while stealing USD 500,000 from Balancer, Russian blockchain-powered voting platform said it withstood a node attack.
Meanwhile, while the BIS said CBDCs might increase central banks’ footprint on financial system, South Korea pledged to inject USD 111 million into the development of blockchain, and the government will allow the use of blockchain-powered public certificates beginning in December. RenrenBit’s CEO Zhao Dong was reportedly detained by police in China, but Beijing will set up blockchain fund and foster ’unicorn’ firms. BHP Group completed a USD 14 million blockchain-powered iron ore transaction with China’s Baosteel, and SBI Holdings will buy a USD 30 million minority stake in Britain-based crypto player B2C2.
And now – the jokes!
As always, good morning, Crypto Twitter! How are you today?
YO #BITCOIN BULLS https://t.co/i6jrySdae6
— Gigi (@dergigi)
Well, sir, do you know how important the discombobulator is? You don’t, and that’s the problem!
@PeterMcCormack wtf Peter you have to sync your discombobulator INCLUDING wallet.dat manually to validate the drago… https://t.co/NGmwhrQVbo
— Leon, the fact checker (@factcheckmypost)
Let’s see what’s happening with the market this week.
Current Market Status from r/Bitcoin
Apparently, a certain state of mind is needed for this one.
👏 👏 👏 👏
$BTC vs you pic.twitter.com/X1RHxf7rQW
— The Crypto Dog📈 (@TheCryptoDog) June 30, 2020
Definitely the other way around.
Or is it the other way around? from r/Bitcoin
This one’s a part of the permanent crypto exhibition.
Still relevant all these years later. pic.twitter.com/IilGHnqweA
— lowstrife (@lowstrife) June 9, 2020
This might take a while.
Crypto traders looking at the stock markets to decide what direction to trade right now…. pic.twitter.com/fPDVUE0RzK
— Mati Greenspan (Tweets are not trading advice) (@MatiGreenspan) June 29, 2020
Sounds very factual.
These guys step in to protect $9k BTC support. WYD? pic.twitter.com/ZFZoF2TVkT
— The Crypto Monk ⛩ (@thecryptomonk) June 29, 2020
What a…versatile man! (Wondering which one I’m talking about?)
Just a picture of Craig Wright and his new security guard – nothing to see here. pic.twitter.com/7XkugLUgJW
— Teddy (@TeddyCleps) June 30, 2020
Looks about right.
One way of doing it.
Clearing out my shitcoin wallet pic.twitter.com/l46mTDzVJE
— Brad Michelson (@BradMichelson) June 28, 2020
Be nice to mama.
Life of @CryptoGainz1 https://t.co/YQWg3MsCwm
— Reeve Clancy 🍥 リーブクランシー (@ReeveClancyHD)
‘Axiom Zen’ for strangers.
Someone please call 911
Tell them I just been rekt
And the shitcoin’s in my bag
alt season https://t.co/5WU1cF1THA
— Young Tilopa (@youngtilopa)
And no KYC!
Here’s a competition for a whole bitcoin!
— Nick Core 🏆 (@Crypto_Core) June 29, 2020
And here’s your weekend movie.
#Bitcoin Eternal Range pic.twitter.com/3fG4DRNPFC
— CryptoChimp (@Cryptanzee) June 28, 2020